Episode 15 - Special K

First episode back in a few months and I had to bring my buddy Special K on! We use to broadcast on FM airwaves in DFW and we also started a new relationship advice segment this episode. Hope yall enjoy!

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Welcome back to the trick to the chick of the first episode in a few months. I have to bring um my old couple from the L FM in the wave special king. It was a trick to the chick of those doing relationship with a lot of fun with make this a regular thing. I hope you enjoy the episode.

SPEAKER_06 0:19

And uh make sure you follow my boy Special Khappa.

SPEAKER_03 0:32

Welcome to the Church of Chuckle. Your weekly revival of comedy and community broadcasting live every Sunday morning from 10 to 12th century. And what we get for next days, we need to go to straight up unholy amount of laughter.

SPEAKER_04 1:40

Good morning, good morning. Revolution radio. We are live worldwide on the uh on the revolution radio uh airwave standard to DJ Remo on the Revolution Radio DJ. This is another uh beautiful Sunday, Church of Chuckle. Uh Sunday. Uh this is a different Sunday though. I've been doing solo for a few weeks now. Um but this week, ladies and gentlemen, I have to bring uh special guests this week. Uh it's been a minute. It's been a minute, ladies and gentlemen. The Church of Chuckle making his debut today. Y'all give it up for the one and only Mr. Special Motherfucking K.

SPEAKER_05 2:24

Hey man, brother.

SPEAKER_04 2:25

Amen. Good brother. It's your boy Special K. There we go. Y'all heard it, man. Special K in the fucking house today. Uh what's up, man?

SPEAKER_05 2:35

Bro, bro, it's been too long. It's a this is a holy Sunday today. You know what? You know what? This is a special Sunday. This is a very special Sunday. Chuck, let me tell you something. It doesn't matter what's going on right now. The Knicks are the NBA champions. Okay. New York. Okay. Where I'm from, uptown East Side all day. Harlem World. Harlem World. Okay, congratulations. Shout out to all five boroughs. All five. Even you, Staten Island. Even you, Staten Island.

SPEAKER_04 3:06

Yeah, you even you even including Staten Island?

SPEAKER_05 3:09

Yes. Statement gets it. Okay, so they're kind of the ugly cousin of New York? That's exactly what they're doing. Ah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 3:16

I've heard a lot about it.

SPEAKER_05 3:17

But you know what? They're a hidden gem. They were what? They're a hidden gem. Hidden gem. Like, they're the ugly stepchild. They're the weird cousin. But we don't really go over there. You gotta take a ferry to get over there. Everywhere else. It's really an island. Yeah. Okay. Everywhere else you can take a train, a bus, a car, take a walk. Okay. Staten is like, yo, I gotta take a boat to get to your family. All four of us is over here. Just out there.

SPEAKER_04 3:45

Man, you know when I've heard people getting roads to from New York, it's like, but at least you ain't from Staten Island. They say that. They say that. I've always heard that, like, man, you bet you but at least you ain't so Satin.

SPEAKER_05 4:01

I gotta roll, roll, roll my boat just to get to you. That's crazy. That's crazy. I gotta like imagine if I might get wet trying to go get see your ass. Dog, imagine if, like, okay, if you had to get to Fort Worth, but you couldn't drive there. Okay. You can't walk there. I gotta take a boat. That's crazy, dog. That's crazy. So imagine being in the other four boroughs and it's like you're in a relationship with somebody and you gotta take a boat to go see your shoulder.

SPEAKER_04 4:32

I don't know, man. That pussy better be good. That better be some amazing statin and pussy. If I gotta catch a boat, wear a damn life jacket.

SPEAKER_05 4:42

I've lived in New York for 30 years. Okay. I have never taken that boat.

SPEAKER_04 4:50

Why not? Why why oh okay, it's just there ain't no reason.

SPEAKER_05 4:55

You asking me. You asking me a question, and I gave you all the reasons. Do you want to take a boat? Like you got kids. Like imagine, oh, I gotta go pick up my kids. You can't drive there. You can't drive there. You can't walk there.

SPEAKER_04 5:11

So okay, so then so then now that the now that the uh the lovely listeners here on Church of Chuckle, uh, we worldwide, we got we got state-of-the-art studio all across the globe. Uh Revolution Radio. We're here in the in one of the state of the art studios in Dunkinville, Texas. It's very fancy. It's very fancy. He needed a key card, ice scan, uh uh DNA sample. Food's great. Uh yeah, shout out to City View Taco's unofficial sponsor. Um but no, uh, so you okay, so you're from New York. Right. Um let everybody okay, let everybody know you're from New York, how long you've been here, how old you are.

SPEAKER_05 5:47

Oh man, my my last name, my uh yeah, man. Let them know what your favorite type is. Uh my blood type. You guys want my you got my pen?

SPEAKER_04 5:55

Yeah, what kind of what kind of links? Uh kind of you go to sleep to?

SPEAKER_05 5:59

Dog, I've just let everybody know who special K is. Nah, dog, I've born and raised in New York. 30 years, did a 30-year bid in New York. 30 years. Okay. Right out the right out the womb. Damn. 30 years. Okay. And then at 30, I've been out here in Dallas. Lovely Dallas. Dallas, Texas have been treating me good. I ain't gonna lie. People ask, like, I'm telling people, like, all right, I've been out here for eight years. And then people be like, you like it? I ain't been back. Bro, I haven't, I didn't go nowhere else.

SPEAKER_04 6:32

Well, what brought you to Texas? I forgot, man. I know you told me when we met years ago, but I I totally forgot what.

SPEAKER_05 6:39

I was like, I'm I'm tired of New York. I've been talking all this, I've been talking all this shit. I love it.

SPEAKER_04 6:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:44

But sometimes it don't love me. You know what I'm saying? Like but at the same time, I love it, love it to death. But I was like, man, I gotta do something different. Like, I gotta be somewhere else. Like you know, it's that old song, that Frank Sinatra song. It's like, oh, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. And I was like, yo, I'm gonna prove it. I think I can make it anywhere else. Okay, let's see if it's true, right? Let's see if the story is true, right? I've been hearing this my whole life. Let's see if the story is true. Can I go somewhere else and just boop start it? You start a new life, but your old life ain't gone. Like, you know what I'm saying? I still got friends and family out there.

SPEAKER_04 7:18

Right.

SPEAKER_05 7:19

So it's like, all right.

SPEAKER_04 7:20

Man, see, okay, that's crazy because like that's an extension. Yeah, because like, okay, for me, uh I like Oak Cliff, I'm from Oakliff, right? And I love being from Oak Cliff, but Oak. Yeah, but Oakliff at on a Thursday at 2 p.m. to six p.m. in O'Cliff on a Thursday evening, Friday evening, you are in the worst type of neighborhood traffic you could ever be in. And there's so many damn Mexicans in O'Cliff that like I know I'm related to 75% of them. It's just and it's and it's crazy because you said you had to get out of New York. Yeah, it's like I had to get out of O'Cliff and come to Duncanville. I mean, I had to come 10 minutes down the road. No, but it's just no, I I say that jokingly because you said you you you had to get out of New York. That shit is wild to me to just be like, I need to leave everything I know. Did you did like you have like uh family here to come to? Nah, damn, bro. You see, that's wild, bro. Yeah, exactly. That's wild, bro. I'm a wild boy. No, I know. I've I've seen that. I've seen that, man. Your uh uh what what uh your yeah your baby mama's uh No then see don't don't do me like that. Don't do that. Okay, wait there, yeah. Wait there. Your baby mama say side piece. Yo, no children, no kids.

SPEAKER_05 8:51

I know, but I have good genes, I can't just throw them around.

SPEAKER_04 8:56

No, but it's just that's always um I mean I've always wanted to be that. You know, like you know how in the movies like the the new kid and the at the at the school and trying trying a new city. Like I've always was fascinated by that. So the fact that you did it, bro. Me too. Me too.

SPEAKER_05 9:13

That's why I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna roll the dice. Oh, my fault, my fault.

SPEAKER_04 9:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:20

It's all about rolling the dice.

SPEAKER_04 9:22

So you've been here eight years. Yeah. Eight years. Uh what what would you say? Okay, so from for somebody that's from New York, thinking about coming to Texas, what would you say is the biggest, the biggest difference from New York to Texas? Because I mean, we ain't got no we ain't got no subway system. Look, I break it down to you like that. Actually, uh, yeah, subway system's not bad.

SPEAKER_05 9:41

Okay. And yeah, bus system's not bad. Okay. It's actually a little bit better than ours. Ours is 24-7. And I would say, I would say the the transportation system is definitely better here. Like, it's I've seen some horrible shit on our trans systems, and it's and it's not 24-7. Go go YouTube Rs. Go YouTube Rs. You on social media? Look, look, you can find our stuff. We have whole pages dedicated to how wild. Dog, I have seen stand-up shows, I've seen quartets, I've seen, I've heard every genre of music on our trains.

SPEAKER_04 10:18

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 10:19

Yeah, you know, every single genre of music I have heard it on the train because somebody decided to perform randomly.

SPEAKER_04 10:28

Like and these aren't like uh no professionals, no. But but they're not also like they're not also bar acts. They're like, sometimes you'll find like some diamond in the rough, just oh no, getting off work, right?

SPEAKER_05 10:40

It's a treasure chest. And some and most of them are like amazing. It's like you're listening to I don't know, like Alicia Keys, and she is homeless. Damn. Singing in the dream.

SPEAKER_04 10:56

You know, you know, I've I've seen some videos or that were hilarious where it showed this dude who was like, Oh, kids sell candy too. Yeah, no, but this guy was like talking shit to to like I guess you know, bullies or whatever, and then on the train? Yeah, well, yeah, like the guy if there was a bully, he would like go in his face, and then as soon as the train would leave, he would kick him out the door. So, like, like as soon as the the guy would kick him and he fly out the train door, yeah. But like he would time it to where like the guy would get up and like run up if the doors were closing and like his shit was still in the train. Like he'll like that shit, and then but but then there's this one video where you jerk off on the train.

SPEAKER_05 11:38

What the fuck? People no no seriously, you you're talking that's that's the the B tier stuff. Let me tell you about that. Let me tell you about the A tier stuff. And A tier stuff is you have a dude on the train beating his meat. A guy in the back of the room. I don't know. Is he is he at his on the train? No, but on the train on a 3 p.m. afternoon. Like he's hiding it? No, just whipping it just wow, dog. That's one of my homeboys knocked a dude out like with some brass knuckles. Oh shit. Yeah, my boy Angel, he definitely knocked a dude out with some brass knuckles because he was whacking. Standing, standing, standing up on the train by the pole. You know how you have the poles in the middle of the train for everybody to hold on to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dog, he's just by the pole like this. This is the time of day. Like three P. What is it? 3 p.m. Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 12:33

Yeah, I haven't done it since one. Yeah, he was lacking. He was trying to get those numbers. I don't know, man. I don't, I don't think, I don't know what would come over me at 3 p.m. in the afternoon in a crowded subway to have to win.

SPEAKER_05 12:46

A nice cocktail, like a cocktail of drugs. That's drugs, dude. That's the high-tier stuff. That's the high tier stuff.

SPEAKER_04 12:54

Oh man, fentanyl. Fentanyl. Fentanyl's in everything. Shout out to fentanyl. Fentanyl just took the game over. Wow, man. Whoever decided to be a big thing.

SPEAKER_05 13:02

They're the biggest hustlers right now. Yeah. They're like, oh.

SPEAKER_04 13:06

Hey, what should we put this in? Everything. Yeah. It's like, what do they sell? Poison.

SPEAKER_05 13:10

Yeah. They're the biggest poison dealers on the market right now. How much can kill you? Uh a little breadcrumb. And you know what? They're not paying taxes. You know they're not paying taxes. Taxes. No, no. Slinging fentanyl in the streets and not paying taxes is wild.

SPEAKER_04 13:23

And not only that, they they can turn whatever drug you have into more of a lesser. Oh, yeah, because they they're like the salt. Yeah. They're like the salt of the game.

SPEAKER_05 13:32

Like, oh, just sprinkle us on a little bit of everything. Yeah. Your coke's a little bland. Now it's like, oh, you can't get some good buttons. Yeah, you're coke. They're putting in alcohol.

SPEAKER_04 13:40

Yeah, your cocaine's too pure. Here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:43

Here's some fentanyl. Let's boost it up. You want to be high and low at the same time? Let's boost it up. Dog, this is the streets is wild. Yo, New York, we have all that over there, and then you guys have it over here too.

SPEAKER_04 13:57

How so?

SPEAKER_05 13:58

Everything. Like the drugs? Like everything. And it's just wrecking the streets. It's crazy how uh, you know, like for example, remember I was I was telling you about the weed. My phone, not to cut you off, but I was telling you about the weed. I was like, weed is legal in New York. That is crazy. There's a caveat, of course. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 14:17

Is it like medically or dog? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:21

It's kind of casual. Like, you know what I mean? Like it's like you can you can smoke, you can carry, you can carry a certain amount. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before it's like, okay, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 14:29

Yeah, like here in Dallas, I think it's like four ounces, which is wild, because that's a QP. That you can legally carry like but until they until they like until they're like they'll do something. See, I don't know what that's like. City of Dallas. I don't know about you know the surrounding cities, but yeah, city of Dallas. I mean, it's a schedule three now, but still Damn.

SPEAKER_05 14:48

But you you guys aren't doing it on a level in New York. They're they're wondering.

SPEAKER_04 14:52

No, they I mean they just keep going back and forth with the with the damn uh the damn THC uh shops. They now now they made them all close again. Yeah because the TCHA, you know, the whole cat cannabinoid. It's that one letter, bro. And then to be honest, man, it all comes down to a letter. Bro, it smells the same, gets you high the same. Right. I truly don't understand the science behind it. Man, it's so fucking stupid, bro, that that it's not legal yet, you know.

SPEAKER_05 15:19

And you guys have all the land to grow it. Yeah, which is true.

SPEAKER_04 15:22

I don't know if you were you were here eight years ago. I don't know if you were here during the time, but when they were finding a bunch of uh like hidden farms around here in the Metroplex.

SPEAKER_05 15:30

Really?

SPEAKER_04 15:30

Yeah, there were like some some cartel shit, bro. Like that, like you guys have right off 20 and GP, like this big. Y'all have all this space.

SPEAKER_05 15:38

Yeah, this hidden ass field, man. Just it was it's it was crazy. There's a big difference between New York and Texas right there. You guys have all this space, y'all have room. Y'all can stretch your legs out. Yeah, and our shit.

SPEAKER_04 15:52

Y'all gotta stay tax, right? New York, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:54

That's another reason I gotta y'all gotta file that shit too. Dog, you know the difference? Oh, that's another great taxes. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 16:02

Man, and I heard just driving in in the city like is a day. Like you can't, you can't be like, I heard you can't be like, oh, I'm gonna go to the gym and then I'm gonna go to the store and then I'm gonna still make my payment. We get around. We get around. It's still. No, but I'm saying if you're driving, like like if you're actual, like if you're gonna park and go here and park and go there.

SPEAKER_05 16:20

Parking is the big one. Parking's the big problem right there. Everybody's not gonna that's why everybody doesn't run to get a car real quick, because when they do, they find out the biggest problem about driving in a city is finding parking.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

You know what else is funny is that there's in the in the past like three years, yeah, there's been like I want to say four to five when I say established comedians, I mean these are comedians that are in town. Obviously, they're not famous, but they're in town and all the clubs work them. For example, the improv will call this comic and be like, hey, so-and-so's here this weekend. Can you work it this weekend? Like, they're that type of comedian. To me, that's established because a professional, nationally acclaimed club is asking you to work a weekend. Like that that's that's the dream. Yeah, well, the dream is to be on the road, and you know, everybody has a different. But, anyways, there's been several comedians like that that are established in town. Because I see the post, and they're like, hey, come come see so-and-so's farewell show before he goes chases his dream in New York. There's a lot of comics, a lot of comedians. I've heard a lot of stories like that, bro. There's so and then what's funny about it is because I just commented on a post like three days ago. I was like, I thought you left, motherfucker, because they always come back. Yo, bro, they it's like it's the jungle. Yes, there's been there's been one, I think, that hasn't come back or lives there, but is always performing here. Okay, but that's because this comedian just you know has family here and can move back and forth and money and stuff. But the comics that I that that that I'm referring to that that actually move out there, get their stuff, get their savings, find a job. Take your whole life. Yes, yes, like how you did. Yeah, exactly. They always come back whole life, and I can. They always come back, bro. And I don't know, I I can always go back, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_05 18:13

Like in these eight years, I could have been, I have I have plenty of opportunities to go back. Yeah, also have opportunities to go other places too, potentially, but you gotta it's it's risk man, not even risk management, it's like, do I want to deal with that? Yeah, these comics. You know what I'm saying? You gotta also think about that too. Like, do I want to deal with everything that comes with living in multiple places?

SPEAKER_04 18:35

Yeah, no, I'm what I was trying to get at was like something brought them back. There's something about New York. Oh, they went to the jungle and it wasn't what they thought it was gonna be. Oh, dog. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 18:46

New York is also a town of broken dreams. It really is. You have to think how many people have moved to New York, the people that I've met too, I've met hundreds of people that picked up their lives and moved to New York. Really, I could say thousands because you have to think about like, all right, all the Middle Eastern people in New York, right? A lot of the Middle Eastern, Indian people, Asian. Yeah, yeah. These people literally left their country to come to New York and establish a life for themselves and the family. You know, some of those people came solo and started a family out there, and then some of those people came with their entire, like their whole family, yeah and moved to New York, and they were like, yo, we are going to make it, or we're gonna die dry. Damn, man.

SPEAKER_04 19:33

So yeah, and then because I mean, I've heard about rent, I've heard about you know uh you wanna rent it.

SPEAKER_05 19:42

They did a play, they did a Broadway play about rent. That's how serious rent is. What the fuck? Yeah, it's called rent. They made a movie out of it too. It's called rent. So, what is it like? Is it like satire? Dying from the rent. Like, and I think AIDS too. I think AIDS was also a factor in that movie. They're choosing they're choosing rent over surviving. I mean, but they can sing. They made a musical out of it. That's crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_04 20:07

No, yeah, it's just I I just I know a bunch of comics, and I bumped into one the other day at a mic, and I was like, What did they say? What the fuck? They're like, man, it's crazy to live there. Uh if you find a job, you know, like it's not gonna congratulations. You're barely making it, like, you know, and then and then the you think comedy doesn't pay anything here in Texas, it's not gonna pay anything up there, even less up there. And then and then, yeah, they were like, you know, you're also starting off fresh, too. Yeah, yeah. And then unless you've established a really, you know, a lot of them were living like fucking outside the city, like like you know, they had they had to move into like, you know, like little bedrooms and and I don't even know the places, man.

SPEAKER_05 20:47

Just it's a lot of roommate situations in the city. Yeah, bro. New York is like it's a lot of roommate situations. So like so if you can live by yourself, that's quite an accomplishment. Yeah, you're like a lot of couches and and yeah, with family, friends, uh, you know, couple situations, you know, you got all the variations out there. But like I said, you also have like just whole families, like mom, dad, three kids. Yeah, maybe a aunt and uncle, cousin on the side, like you know what I mean? It's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 21:21

Man, so um, so damn, so eight years, uh how long? I know, I know, I know, I need the listeners to know, because we we got a little history, man, of uh of uh you know, being on the airwaves.

SPEAKER_05 21:34

This is our first time doing this in how long? This is uh shit, man.

SPEAKER_04 21:38

What what what year what year did we stop uh FM radio?

SPEAKER_05 21:45

Well, I know we did like what year is it now? Like 2026.

SPEAKER_04 21:48

It's been like it's I want to say it's been like three years, right? Probably like three years. Two and a half, maybe two and a half to three.

SPEAKER_05 21:55

I'm just saying two and a half because it feels right, but I don't really know.

SPEAKER_04 21:58

Yeah, because we we I know we we had uh I don't I know one of the wildest ones to me was our was our Thanksgiving at the FM station. We had that we had that times I had like I had leg braces.

SPEAKER_05 22:11

Oh yeah, yeah, you had braces still.

SPEAKER_04 22:15

You were still had leg braces. The leg braces were like a new thing. Yeah, no, no more wheelchair. No more wheelchair. We was moving up in the yeah, man. We know we yeah. I remember uh man, we we were lit as fuck that night. Yeah it was you know you know what you know the the the funny thing about the our radio days was um we were talking about it uh the FCC guidelines the uh oh yes censorship they were censoring us special people fucking censorship you remember that shit remember everybody we had to push the pause button yeah yeah I think everybody committed the sin of cursing on the air yeah man we had some we had some we had some people with the worst debuts just hey welcome this welcome this DJ to the radio oh shit I'm not supposed to be fucking cussing my bad guys oh shit did I do it again fuck my bad that was classic I'm not gonna lie that was classic man it was crazy and then we that was literally the worst debut oh my god Miggy fucking the funniest yeah yeah oh my god bro he was so trash that day uh you know but you know Miggy you know what what you know what I do miss about those days what's that the people that we had listening man we oh we had great listeners uh we had who did we have out in Arizona or New Mexico uh I forget their names bro oh that's terrible that sucks man was it Tony in Fort Worth Tony in funky town Fort Worth to one of the fights yeah he went to one of our our the the the fight nights and then we had uh dog the we had bro we had a couple listen with uh the the old the old dude man i know the old I know I'm so man I'm mad at myself right now for not we're gonna those they made it happen they made it worth like because we would go on from 12 to 4 a.m in the middle of the fucking night wasn't it the uh GMC Motors was also a big listener remember they had uh uh the guys the guys at the factory the factory workers were also listening to us yeah uh but that that that made the nights because like we're it's you know it's 2 45 in the morning in Europe you're running out of shit to talk about your fucking like hey guys buy this mug oh pledge drive fuck pledge drive the yo fuck pledge drive we had to have our customer service voice hey guys you want you guys want a mug I remember you know one of my I had to start spicing them up yo this Ivan was so done with it one time I was like Ivan just tell him something about the mug it just says K and O N bro which is which is actually a good advertisement hey why don't you tell them about the mug bro I don't want to it's a club Ivan tell them about the mug it just says K and O N on it bro it has a handle it's black and white uh painted it outside yeah and it's 45 for a 12 ounce coffee mug. Please can we have some more sir we can't mix one song until y'all pay us a quarter million dollars I'm mad I couldn't get one I know I'm mad they didn't just get I was like yo for real y'all can't just give us one remember that asshole we're like hey can we have a shirt to represent y'all on the fucking news and they're like y'all should have paid for that we were like uh bro how the fuck are we gonna pay for something where we work for they had us on uh it was uh North Texas Giving Day or some shit for like nonprofits and they're like they're our TV stars they were juicing us up look at our TV stars them but they were really just making us work overtime and they were like yeah and then we're like hey can we have a shirt you guys missed your chest to buy one we're like what the fuck or you missed your chest to buy one not even a discount not even a discount that's that's wild work but they that was disrespectful they gave us a K O N sign to hold up and we still had to film a video early in the morning right after remember we did the show and then we yeah we did the show and then we that's what I'm saying we had to work overtime for these motherfuckers right for free and then we didn't get and then we were up for the Saturday spot for free we were up we we could have got the prime spot 4 to 8 p.m on a Saturday we would have had that shit lit that and you know what I did a guest spot on the Saturday shows and I had a P I had a few people call in and they're like yo is that you on the radio like yeah oh shit I'm interested that was always cool man yeah that was always cool when like uh you would throw your handle out yeah you know you you'd throw your social media super special yeah yeah no I because because we would do late night so obviously we didn't get that many listeners but the few times when I was during on during the day and you'd be like hey guys we averaged pretty well actually we averaged around like 2000 at one point yeah man we brought that's that's cool yeah because I remember they had told us it was like at 11 for a long time nine to ten to eleven yeah but no that that was cool man it was cool like you know getting tagged and like hey that's Diego on fucking yeah I love him yeah I love him he owes me money but um man uh I remember uh I remember doing our little warm-ups uh before the show like oh your little short videos too I still have them on my Instagram yeah uh I still got them on my IG man I we had commercials like you know what I'm saying that felt like we had commercials yeah that's it I was gonna I was gonna I was gonna tell you let's take a little break right now and then we'll we'll come back with the segment for everybody uh so I wanna I wanna when we come back we're gonna take a quick uh little mixed break a little smoke break but when we come back I want to do a segment okay where we're gonna fix toxic women we're gonna give the toxic women out there the tools that they need to correct themselves that they come right to to kings of worth like us. You know what thankfully an unofficial official thankfully I'm an unofficial official well okay and so and then and then now and now the ones that wanted you oh it's over I'm off the show they have you off the shell so I'm off now now you gotta teach them how to how to get someone that's almost as good as you oh okay almost how close how how almost are you talking because we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna I got special in the name we're gonna give relationship advice to toxic women when we come back oh lovely okay and I'm and I'm I'm gonna try I'm gonna get I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna hit up some of some some friends right now I'm gonna see if they can give me some scenarios that they've been in oh and uh and then oh that sounds interesting and then we're gonna come back with that uh but I'm gonna put on a mix we're here on uh Church of Chuckle Revolution radio uh shout out to all the Revolution radio DJs we on 24-7 amen uh and let me put on a little mix real quick man where my damn mix is at uh you know what I'm gonna put uh big texas mix on shout out to DJ Big Texans the Third Coast Boys uh shout out big texts I haven't seen him in a while oh he's still big yeah uh I believe it but all right guys this is the church of people on revolution radio revolution radio check check check my check one too we back in this bitch revolution radio we took a little smoke break we took a little um a little uh a little talk break uh we got we got some good shit for y'all right now man what's up special K we back man we back from the break we back on Revolution Radio feels good feels good feels good to be back broadcasting with everybody young yeah it's the Lord's day yeah we got the coffee going some nice cold books we got this we got the smokes going we're good man we're good ladies and gentlemen um I think this is the first for the Church of Chuckle um uh we want to do a special segment here today uh this segment um man the Church of Chuckle you know we we we're about giving back we're about to help we about helping we've always been about helping helping the community helping the community we just talked about pledge drive yes we used to do pledge drives we are all for the we are for the people we're for the people we are for the people we are the people's champions we are we are bro we really are man when you think about it yeah so it's time to give back so it's time to give back um you know uh you know what special cave do me a favor I'm gonna send you the link and then I'm gonna play this audio message okay we got some audio messages we got some uh we got some uh some listeners of the show that have sent us personal messages yeah looking for relationship advice on the church of Chuck we opened our doors at the church of Chuck yeah we have opened up the doors here uh on this special episode this has never been done special care this is a first oh i've never had I've never had messages sent in well what a pleasure so yeah I mean it's a pleasure who better to do it with yeah so I I have a I have a fake degree that qualifies me and in hood hood hood hood of hoodnomics life the the game of life game of life game of life yeah game of life and and uh and you've been known you've been known to I've saved a few people to Chuck we gotta understand something I've I've saved a few people in my lives man and and and they're they're they're alive and well to this day are they not dog I'm telling you like I I saved the cat out of a tree yeah I saved the cat out of a tree. So I hope that that with your expertise and my expertise that these um these listeners get the help that they deserve yeah so I'm gonna go ahead and send you this link let me see if you can hear it on your phone my one year of community college definitely qualifies me to oh really I had a couple years I'm a 17 year senior at uh the local community college damn that's a long bit um I enjoy it that much yeah so I don't want I don't want to let it go uh okay so let's see here so you say you're gonna send me a link I sent you the link that's the link that's the link to Revolution Radio where we're live right now where everybody's listening worldwide um send me uh go ahead and play the link I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna start this first we got the first message um let's see who we're gonna do it with man uh let's do this one this is coming out of uh Utah Okay's a guy that I haven't talked to for like two years and then we just like kind of stopped talking and then now he's popping back up again and pretty much wanting to get married.

SPEAKER_07 33:59

But I just think it's weird how he just like stopped talking to me then wait about a year and then all of a sudden pop up and now you want to get married when he didn't want to get married with me when it was with me within two years. Um what should I do or what should I think about that?

SPEAKER_05 34:19

Disappearing for a year two years and then coming back and just popping back in somebody's life talking about oh you want to get married? That shit is suspicious what was he doing? What's and it sounds like no phone call no letter no phone call no no no no nothing you guys were separate wasn't living together right that's what that's what Shorty said so what was you doing in that year and then you popped back up with a ring? Did he bring a ring? I gotta know the ring man if he didn't come with a ring he's not serious how about that sweetheart if he didn't come with a ring after a year two years he's not he's he can't be like that's no way Shorty what have you and then what and what have you been doing in that year?

SPEAKER_04 35:03

Yeah you didn't move on with your life after like let's say maybe how long you think two three let's say about like three months let's say about like three months why did you even allow him to no like I'm saying like I'm assuming like you know homeboy probably called her probably hit her up on IG probably sent an email or something maybe she was really hurt in a year yeah I'm pretty sure she was she was talking about oh I want to get married he didn't want to get married nigga said all right bounce he bounced he bounced what do you think he did for a year what could you do for what if you in a if you're in a relationship with someone and then this this person brings up marriage but then you take off you just bounce you just gounce as soon as I say marriage homeboy left yeah boy that's that's about it yeah look you can keep the cat yeah you can keep the cat you start doing live yeah in another city you keep the car man you think you think he left for other pussy that pussy must have been really good to leave for a week but then what happened with that other pussy dog oh yeah maybe that other pussy went back with with her other man and he and then he got he probably had a secret family that he had to go take care of real quick he had to go get the withdrawal at the 401 and then he was like all right withdrawal yeah and he got taxed and then that money went up too quick he wanted to live and and homegirl that sent us the message you know she's loaded so he he probably needed a sugar mama he could have left to like Oklahoma to like start his fishing business or something and okay but she and then it failed we speculating like motherfuckers she's asking us for help yeah so are we helping her we she asking for free help she can't have no look this is how it's how did she get it when she paid for this is how it works yeah you get exactly what you paid for sweet no uh honestly thank you for sending in the uh uh the advice but i it i'm gonna tell you like this if you were my friend yeah i'd be like fuck that motherfucker he took off for a year yeah why'd he take off for a year you weren't you weren't you weren't valued enough at that time that it took him a whole year to realize that value or you know what is come on now if you haven't asked yourself those questions yet you might want to start asking yourself those questions or maybe or maybe she just needed to hear this to like solidify where she was going already you know oh that too yeah because she might have moved on with her life yeah maybe maybe she's just like man I did the right thing maybe now she doesn't want to get married and he wants to get married maybe she's got like five side pieces though yeah and she's like you know what this life is for me wearing brown dresses yeah this life is for me but wait hey but but the good thing is the good thing is that uh you know she sound she sounded like she sounded like she was doing good she like she sounded a little confused too she was like I don't know I'm kind of thinking about it a little bit like my advice is you know what use him fuck it figure it out so you are get a dinner out of him at a real expensive restaurant no but seriously yeah maybe the new maybe the new air jordans and then and then after that why not I'm gonna go with the if he didn't show up with a ring he's not serious I'm gonna put it to you like that if he doesn't show up with a ring he's not serious about it I mean there's some there's some there's some nice releases coming out this year of the Air Jordans you can just get one pair oh you gotta gotta prioritize he had to prioritize the ring okay the ring and then and then the shoes a purse yeah a new phone a watch something that you could pawn like a phone case oh yeah a new some jewelry tennis bracelet something that that carries its it's worth the next few years in case he thinks in case he takes off again this is true get get something that'll hold its value in case he leaves that would be my best advice yeah miss yeah reconsider get a gold necklace listen you could come up you could come up in life and then yeah and then put that money into like a a good crypto flip it 401 forget about him real easy damn damn I should have done that wow so this is okay you should take your own advice advice all right so we're gonna uh let's let's get let's get some more let's we have we have more we have what else we got yeah we have we got more let's see yeah yeah okay we out here serving the people all right the next one this one so I need some advice so I was with this man for five years and he told me one day he wanted to talk so I thought he was gonna ask me to marry him and I went to get my nails done because you never know well he told me he was bisexual and he still wanted me around and I don't know how I feel about that what should I do yo she thought she was gonna be asked yo the magical question and he was like I figured out a whole new way to live life yo he decided a whole new way to live life he was like yo I want a I want a girlfriend and a boyfriend I want a wife and a and a husband look if you dog it's just look the first of all days of our lives this is a novella like dog what's going on in these streets let me let me just clear let me let me clear up one thing about this okay for me personally all right in the Mexican community there is no such thing as a Mexican bisexual male no no no no if you are a male if you are a male and you have had sex with a woman and then you go oh I'm gonna go try dick you're gay forever you're not and then you go back to pussy okay you went back to pussy cool but you're still gay you're not bi there's no such I'm sorry there's no such thing as a bisexual man as a you're just gay as a representative of the African American community yeah please we as well okay do not we're on the same page couldn't yeah black people yeah oh yeah yeah you're gay yes yeah you're just a gay dude that sometimes fucks pussy yeah or a gay dude that sometimes gets fucked yeah okay no no a gay dude always gets fucked like that's why you're gay but I'm just saying gotcha you're not by if you all if you also like pussy on the side and you're a gay dude you're just you're just a gay guy your title is gonna be gay yeah you're yeah you're gay okay so uh to that well that comes up to her all right yeah the advice is pretty simple for her sweetheart is that the life that you want to live yes yes he decided that's the life that he wants to live imagine the argument and that's that's a crazy life she's gonna be arguing with herself you're not gonna be arguing with the man you're gonna be you're gonna be arguing with a gay dude right look miss we right if a woman is in a relationship with a gay guy that also fucks women she's gonna be arguing with a woman right you know what I think and they're both gonna drive bad I think bye helps because it's an easier way to say it isn't it so much easier to just say bye bye I don't know bye bye to leave my house bye wow and I'll just like I got gay friends I have gay friends. Yeah I want to put that out there I have a lot of gay friends you're you're like it's prime month so you're trying to pan wait for this shit to be over but man yeah I think the best advice for her would be are you prepared for that shit if if if you want to like the guy yeah because because you want to live that life she said she went to go get her nails done thinking she was he was about to pop her the question.

SPEAKER_05 43:10

Yeah she wanted her nails to look nice with that engagement ring being slipped on at this restaurant that they had it all planned out she was like I'm gonna get my nails done yeah bro probably got her hair probably got her makeup you know and then she took the picture in her head already that she was gonna post all over the place and to her parents and whatnot. You feel me I think it's fair to say it's fair to say that most women dream of that that moment and shit right dog so imagine girl has a has a Cinderella story she in her head and then thousands of times like millions of times she has played that scenario out like when it's time to plan they're like oh well yeah we'll do green and gold and blue and silver here and we'll have salmon you know it'll be destination letting they they on it so but it like I said bro bro imagine how the

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Night went. She desserts coming. She's getting excited.

SPEAKER_05 44:04

No. This fool. She's used to hearing. She's used to hearing. Oh, my boyfriend cheated on me. She finds out who did who did you cheat with? A girl. Now can she handle? Oh, he's cheating on me. Who is it? It's Terrence. It's George. You know what I'm saying? Like, how is she? She's like, she's already trying to play that scenario in her head. Like DoorDash guy. Yo, right. You were getting Chinese? It's crazy. Yeah, it gave me extra chopsticks. Wow. Totally different life, sweetheart. Yeah, she said, I don't know how I feel about it.

SPEAKER_04 44:44

And I don't know how I feel about it. It's crazy that she's thinking about it. Yeah. It's crazy that she reached out.

SPEAKER_05 44:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:52

It's crazy that she's at a fork in the road.

SPEAKER_05 44:55

Thank you for sharing that because that is yo. That's a novella.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

And then to trust to trust us out of everybody. You could have gone anywhere. She trusted us with what I feel sorry for. I feel sorry because a life decision that you know can change everything.

SPEAKER_05 45:13

I mean, look, if she's listening, you'll you'll be alright. But you gotta ask yourself, do you want to live that life? Do you want to add another dude to your relationship?

SPEAKER_04 45:28

Oh, we got we gotta we okay, yeah. So she um yeah, that one we'll pray for that one.

SPEAKER_05 45:35

We're gonna pray for that one.

SPEAKER_04 45:37

Yeah, I mean we're gonna pray for that one. At least we know the guy's happy this month. He's he's having a great time.

SPEAKER_05 45:44

Shout out, Pride Month.

SPEAKER_04 45:46

Shout out, Pride Month, man. All right, so this next one, um this one looks like a doozy. It's uh it's a couple minutes long. So are you ready for this? Oh, story time. Yeah, we gotta we're gonna get to story time now. Uh Churchill Chuckle Revolution Radio. Let's see, let's see what's going on. These are the testimonies.

SPEAKER_05 46:01

These are the testimonies.

SPEAKER_09 46:03

All right, so boom. Um met this guy on Facebook dating. I met him on Facebook dating, and I was like, okay, this was I had just this was before kids, before everybody. I had just gotten out of a two, three-year serious relationship. So I was like, whatever, let's go on Facebook. Men are easy, men are dumb. Just go and spit game. So I'm going to spit game just to like whatever, whatever happens, happens. A nice little link, a nice little plug, whatever. Cool. Then I, this guy, his name uh is T. We'll just say T. Um, oh my god. We'll just say T. And T is tall as hell, fine, tatted. He's a chef. Ooh, a photographer. Ooh. Just fine. He's big, right? He's big. But I'm big, you big, you're gonna be my first big boy. I'm gonna climb this tree. Let's believe I'm gonna show you a good time. Let's keep entertaining. He's like, hey, what's up? We're talking, we're chopping it up. Um, he ends up being really funny and really cool. We end up like having similar interests and also like kinda having similar like what is it called? Like, we know people, like I know of people of his people, and he knows other people of my people. So it was just weird. Okay. My homegirl at the time, my best friend, I was like, dude, there's this guy, he's fine. We're texting, we're calling, like, we're it's it's really good, it's really sweet, nothing's weird, nothing's creepy. Uh my homegirl was like, Oh, but we're gonna go to the cowboy telegate. Why don't you invite him? And I'm like, oh yeah, because he lives near there. So I'm like, oh okay, I'm like, I ain't above the back seat. Believe that. So I'm like, okay, quick sneakily, I need to get a nut out. I know you need to get a nut out. Let's just get it out of puppet. So I'm like, hey, I'm gonna be at the cowboy tailgate if you wanna come through. Cause like we've been checking and we've been on the phone, no FaceTime calls, no nothing. Because if he ends up being a catfish, I just I'm gonna save my heart, goddamn. So he's like, yeah, sure. What's up? I'll meet you up there. Uh send me your location whenever like you get there. Tell me where you're posted up by, and we'll link. All right, bet. So time comes, I'm like, hey, meet me at the chase. And he's like, yeah, because it's hella crowded. Like, we had been there at the ice crack of dawn. Mind you, I'm cross-faded as fuck. I'm fresh off of some crown, because if it's brown and go down, and then I'm gonna do just off the side. Whatever. So he's like, Yeah, I'll meet you. And I'm like, hey, I'm like, so I might look crazy, but I'm just saying. He's like, it's alright, I'll protect you. Wait, instant. Okay, cool. Chase parking lot, he pulls up in a big, oh, king rash four by four, and I was like, Yeah, I know your backseat is ready and able, sir. Let's get it on popping. He comes out, oh my god, he's fine. Right? Talking sweet. Next thing I know, he's kissing on me all over my neck, leaving me hickeys. Next thing I know, I'm a leopard. What the fuck? I didn't consent. But I did like it, so I'm gonna let you slide. He's like, yo, you know what? Okay, homegirl, I'm gonna be back. Give me about an hour. All right, bitch. Your location's on. I got you ready, handed. Our homeboy over there ready whenever you need it. I leave. We're talking, chopping it up. He's whatever, whatever. Uh hand while he's driving, you know, going to work. And mind you, this man fucking told me that he lives with roommates. So I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Your homeboys, uh, whatever. I love his fucking mom. His mom is gardening in the front lawn, and the little brother, literally the little brother, is kicking around the soccer ball. And I'm like, who's that? And he's like, oh, that's my mom. She's the roommate. I'm sitting down, shaking hands with the mom, giving the little brother a nap up. I'm going, we're walking into the house, his fat ass brother's sitting on the fucking couch. I'm going downstairs to the basement with him because that's where he lives. Oh, you're the roommate. You got it. So, all right, we're going downstairs. I'm letting it offline because I'm my mission, my mission is just to fuck. That's it. Okay. So we're going downstairs, you know, foreplay, kissing, music going, whatever. Me being me, I like to get on top. So I'm like, okay, let's go. He was like, well, once I pull these pads down, make sure you're not gonna block me. And I'm like, wait, hold on. Sitting on the bed, I sit up, and I'm like, wait, what did you think? Well, when I pull these pads down, promise you're not gonna block me. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, I'm not like that. You like whatever I'm gonna make it work, you're good, we're cool. I like you, you like me, like fighting, right? So I'm gonna think about dude, I'm trying to like pull your pants down. I'm just trying to fuck you are a piece of meat. Hurry up. Oh my lana. This motherfucker, mind you, this motherfucker is six foot five big. This motherfucker pulls his fucking pants down, and it is a micro penis. Has a fucking ask me to suck his dick. Bitch, a hot dog is bigger than this shit. You're gonna ask me to suck your fucking dick. What? Bigger than a goddamn tic tack. I don't even know. What? You're gonna tell me you're not gonna block me? Yes, bitch, I'm blocking you, I'm removing you, and actually I reported you to Facebook dating too for being a fucking liar and a fucking phone. He said he hurt me. The corner of the street, kept on walking to the nearby gas station, told my homegirl while I'm walking. My home girl's already at the gas station waiting for me. She was like, damn, Eddie burke you up. The nerve, the nerve of a man with a micro fucking penis, no bigger than a goddamn tic tac to fucking leave me, leopard cheetah print shit. And then, mind you, okay, I just hollered up with him like I'm not gonna lie, like a yargo. He lost hella weight. Hello weight, he looks good. But now all I see is tiny dick man in a big ass fucking body, and I'm like, no fucking wonder no one loves you.

SPEAKER_04 53:46

Oh my chuckle.

SPEAKER_05 53:50

Oh my god. Chuckle, I don't oh my god, I don't think she needs any advice.

SPEAKER_04 53:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 53:58

I don't think she needs any advice. I think she whose never child that is. I think she got that off of her chest. That was a testimony. That was not therapy. She doesn't understand.

SPEAKER_04 54:12

Yeah, yeah. That was that was a relief.

SPEAKER_05 54:15

I think we helped her by letting her get that off of her chest. She was telling that story like it happened yesterday. She was like, I remember shaking the mom's hand and dapping up the little brother.

SPEAKER_04 54:33

Yeah, man. Whoever kid that is needs fucking. She said he's the roommate.

SPEAKER_05 54:41

Yo, you know my roommates, my mom, my brother, little brother.

SPEAKER_04 54:48

You the roommate.

SPEAKER_05 54:49

Dog, you live in the basement.

SPEAKER_04 54:51

Man, no, she said a lot of wild ass shit in that long ass message. She got a big thing. She just got to yo.

SPEAKER_05 54:58

Amen, sister. I'm glad you feel better. We're gonna pray for that one too. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:05

We helped her about, yeah, we helped. We did help her. Oh, yeah. I think she helped us too. Learned something. Yeah. We learned something about that woman. Look, yo, we learned everything about that woman.

SPEAKER_05 55:17

Listen, sweetheart. God bless you, miss. Jesus Christ. Yo, for real. You could tell me. We're gonna pray for you.

SPEAKER_04 55:25

Man, I thought I don't know, man. You think you know someone? Yo.

SPEAKER_05 55:31

Judging a book by its cover at its finest.

SPEAKER_04 55:35

Poor T.

SPEAKER_05 55:36

Yo.

SPEAKER_04 55:37

That's what she said his name was, right? T.

SPEAKER_05 55:40

Well, yeah, T, the code name was T. T. I didn't expect that. That was a lot of twists and turns. That was a lot of twists and turns. Six foot five microdick. No bigger than a tick. Tic tac. She made sure to give us a description. She was like, not even like a hot dog. She was like. She said he said it hurt. Yo.

SPEAKER_04 56:09

That fool said that fool said. Ow. Oh, poor thing.

SPEAKER_05 56:16

Can you stop?

SPEAKER_04 56:17

Poor thing.

SPEAKER_05 56:18

And then lives in the basement. Lives in the basement.

SPEAKER_04 56:21

That's what it is. He ain't got no sunlight down there. He wanna fucking grow as a kid. He didn't get no sun as a kid. He didn't get no vitamin D. No vitamin D, no D. Man. God damn. Poor T, man.

SPEAKER_05 56:35

Yeah. Poor T. We're gonna pray for both of them.

SPEAKER_04 56:39

She sounds like she sounds like an interesting.

SPEAKER_05 56:42

She knows what she's doing.

SPEAKER_04 56:46

She don't need advice.

SPEAKER_05 56:47

She needs to write for TVs. She needs to write for shows.

SPEAKER_04 56:52

She needs to start a podcast. Seriously. I need to have her on as a gift. This is what happened. Why if I could reach out to her, have her as a gift? Because she's got to have more stories than just that. Yo, please send them through. Send them through. Keep it coming. That sounds like that was just a uh, that was eventually. Oh no, that was a cowboy's tailgate. Oh, for real. There's more games.

SPEAKER_05 57:13

Yeah, for real. If this is what her like regular day looks like, then what does her holidays look like?

SPEAKER_04 57:20

Yeah, I wonder what a day of her job looks like.

SPEAKER_05 57:22

No, seriously. What is what do you think she does? What do you man works at Home Depot?

SPEAKER_04 57:27

Man, she probably yells at somebody. Yeah. She's probably she probably works at the DMV. Oh, boom. Like you did not bring your social security card. Yeah, women, women like that. She sounds like a woman that that always always has an attitude at a job she chose to go to. Oh. My favorite people. Right? That's what she sounds like.

SPEAKER_05 57:49

Those are my favorite people.

SPEAKER_04 57:50

Because she said, what'd she say? Those are my people. She said, I ain't tripping on the back seat.

SPEAKER_05 57:55

Yeah. No, you know what? She sounds like a real trooper. She sounded like a real trooper. That's what I was saying. So she was like, I'm ready to do this in the in the parking lot. Like if we have to. She was like, actually, we were better off with the parking lot because going back to your basement. Yeah. I ended up meeting your family. Yeah. Like, hold on, before we do this, meet my family.

SPEAKER_04 58:19

It could have just stayed with he had a badass truck and a little dick. Bro. But now he's got a badass truck, lives with his mom in the basement, and has his baby dick.

SPEAKER_05 58:28

But how are you gonna introduce this girl to your family? And why would he take her back? You know what I'm saying? Like, you're like, okay, this is our first time doing anything. For real. And it's like, yo, uh, but first, meet my mother, my brother, my little brother.

SPEAKER_04 58:44

Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_05 58:45

He sounds like a dumb motherfucker. Crazy.

SPEAKER_04 58:47

I wonder what he does for that truck. Well, he ain't got no red. No one you got the biggest truck.

SPEAKER_05 58:52

Exactly. He could work at like QT. He probably works at Bucky's.

SPEAKER_04 58:58

They pay good. Bucky's pay good. Bro, a manager at Bucky's is making 150 a year.

SPEAKER_05 59:04

Dog, I'm in the wrong industry. I that is. And you know what? That that joint is tempting. That shit is tempting. Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_04 59:09

They got 401k dental vision.

SPEAKER_05 59:13

But you know those hours suck.

SPEAKER_04 59:14

Yeah, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 59:15

You're there all the time. Your salary, so you're getting a really big salary. They probably want you there.

SPEAKER_04 59:19

Like, hey, uh 17 toilets are clogged. We need you in today. Dog, they have like 50. Yeah. Have you seen the World Cup people from like uh like Britain and Germany coming into town, coming into Texas, and they're like, go to Buckeys, and they're like, This is a gas station. You haven't seen videos? No, I haven't seen it. Yeah, they're like, it's so funny seeing like Brits go to Buggies.

SPEAKER_05 59:41

Dog, the first time I went, I was like a kid. Like I felt like a kid. Oh yeah. I was like, what is this? We don't have anything like that in New York. There's nothing like that in New York. It's probably like two pumps or something, right? Yo, you could go your whole trip and not find one.

SPEAKER_04 59:58

Damn.

SPEAKER_05 59:59

If you're in certain parts of town for like certain parts of the air uh the city, you could go a while and like not really find one.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:06

Yeah, because it's all fucking taxis and subway. You don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:10

And a lot of them I've noticed now that I think back about it, I think a lot of them were also like kind of in some sketchy areas. You know what I'm saying? Like there was like it was close to a sketchy area. Yeah. The few and far in between that there are. Whereas out here, you're like we have the corner stores, we got the bodegas. Out here, you guys have like your version of that is 7-Eleven.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:34

I'll say 7-Eleven is the closest. And then, you know, 7-Eleven, and then like QT is like the ooh, the fancy 7-Eleven. You know what I mean? Like it's the fancy bodega. It's the fancy corner store. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:45

You know what's funny?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:45

A bodega for me is like uh I say bodega only to you because you're from Texas, so that's what you would know it as. No, but whereas we just know it is like it's the it's the corner store.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:54

Like to me, a bodega isn't a corner store. To me, a bodega is like uh like a little like a little Rickadig little little store that sells like soccer uniforms. You could get uh some fucking Riccadights.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:08

So the Mexican version of car what I'm talking about. That's pretty much the Mexican version of what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:14

But but but but in New York there it's mostly Dominican.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:18

We have those two. No, well, for the the cornerstone owners, we have we have Dominican, Puerto Rican, uh Indian, and like Iran, Afghanistan, Arabs. The Arabs, yeah, the Habibis. The Habibis. The Habibs. Yo, the Habibs, they hold down the city, though. They're an important part of what keeps New York going. How so? Because they just supply. Ah, okay. And they supply in so many different areas. So, you know, the the city's closer together. It's kind of tight. It's still big, it's still a very big city. But if you need anything, like anything, bread, a sandwich, you'd be surprised. Bacon soda, bleach, detergent, what if I need those little apple juice, beer, cigarettes, cigars, uh, paper towels, toilet tissue, everything they got something that you need. They need a suppliers. I need some of those beads for my car chair. Yo, what I'm talking about? The African soup. The African soup. The Africans will have they'll have stuff like this. You know what I'm saying? Like they'll have a whole shop just dedicated to like random stuff, like random appliances, just t-shirts and a uh a blender. Like, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:32

Convert your VHS tapes to DV DVDs. Yeah, they still do it.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:35

They still do it. I believe.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:37

Oh, I think we got one more, man. Oh, okay. I think we got one more. That one, okay, but we're gonna we're gonna pray for her. Oh, yeah. God bless you, she that is that is wow. Hold on, let's see. We got one more. We're gonna play it.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:54

Hey, so I need some advice. My boyfriend just recently got out of prison. He was in there for a couple years. It's been kind of weird here and there, but um recently whenever we go out, he's been spraying me with his coat. At first I didn't think too much about it. I really didn't care. But then I realized he kept wanting to hang out in Uptown where all the freaking gays are. I said, uh, okay, you know, fun spot, whatever. But now this nigga here. He decided to tell me that he wants to start paying his nails just because my daughter did it to him one time and now I'm so lost. Is this nigga gay? Or am I tripping? Because the dick is good, don't get me wrong. It's amazing. Just it kind of sucks getting my face shoved in a pillow every night. And no waste him being in the back. So I don't know if I'm tripping that he wants me to smell like him whenever he has his cologne on and he sprays it on me, or is the nail part, or is the part where he wants to go like hang out where all the gays are. But what should I do? Because I really do love him.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:42

Woo!

SPEAKER_04 1:04:47

Another gay dude. Yo, another, another, another, another closet gay dude. Oh, yeah, he's definitely gay.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:57

Yeah. To answer your question, 100%. She sounds like she's questioning if she loves him. Like she's like, I don't know. Like, she's like, I love him. She's like the other, she's kind of like the other one, but she's not having the the dick size problem.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:14

She's yeah, no, I'm talking about the other gay girl. Oh, yeah. This this is the one. The one that she thought she was about to get as married. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She she's got a gay dude. Now she's got a gay dude. Oh, you know what?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:26

I think the first girl, yeah, probably related. Definitely related. No, but you know what? The first girl's problem kind of solves this girl's problem. How so? This is your chance. Learn from somebody else's mistake. You still got time to get out. Oh, you still gotta get it. Look, the other girl, the other girl, it's over for her. Look, the other girl, it's over for her. Because this is cooked. Nah, she's cooked. But this pretty much solves your problem. Like now you gotta, you you're getting all the signs. I mean, you know what? Straight up ask him. Fuck it. Yeah. Fuck it. If you yeah, you you asking us, ask him.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:07

Ask him. You know what I would do though?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:09

That's a crazy convo, though. No, I know, but she should she should set up a camera. She should put like you know, like the kids in. It's toxic. Toxic.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:20

Yo, chuckle over here talking about ring cameras and shit, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:24

Just so she could have it. Where are you? No, go ahead, cook. So she can't. So because look, man, she says that she loves him.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:32

He just got out of bro. He just got out of prison. She held it down for him for I don't know how many years. What'd he go to prison for? We don't know. But he was in prison. So obviously something happened to this fool in prison. He got he got his booty took it.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:44

Yo, that's crazy. I I the the prison part, I guess I overlooked that. That's actually a really big factor. So she held it down.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:52

She held it down. She's reaching out for help. So so this fool's still banged. I mean, look, he's still fucking you because you say she's still getting your face shoved in the bed.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:02

Yo, are you really having a bad time right now? He wants to get his nails painted. So guess what? Yo, he wants to get his nails painted. Now y'all can do something. Y'all could do something together. I used to do this in the pen. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:17

What color are you getting today, babe? Yeah, let's match. Let's match. Listen. We're good in our toes, too. Yeah. But if you said, she said, she said she loves him. The dick is good. Uh-huh. He's getting his nails painted. You smell good because now you smell like his cologne. He's spraying her. Who said here?

SPEAKER_05 1:07:37

You need to smell like curve. Is this word? Is this, you know what, miss? You gotta ask yourself, is this really a problem? You getting cologne, you getting your nails painted. And you getting blown from the back.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:49

Ma'am, just just stop shaving your mustache.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:52

Oh is he paying for the hair removal?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:57

Yeah, stop shaving your legs.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:59

Is he paying for the hair removal?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:00

Stop shaving your legs. Stop shaving your mustache.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:03

Yo, and see if he's still and see if he still wanted.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:07

Yeah, yeah. For real.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:09

If he don't tell you nothing, like hey, babe, baby, babe, what's going on?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:12

Yeah, stop taking care of yourself as a woman. Ooh. Like, go all out, I would say.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:19

For for at least like a week. Yeah, just see what happens. Just go for like a week. If you're uh yeah, go for a couple of years. You know what?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:28

Go go to the store and buy a different male cologne. See if he likes that. Switch it up on him.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:35

But see, now, yeah, that's you know what's another good point you brought up. Like, how he was in there for two years. For what? Yeah. Or not not even for what? What happened? But something happened in general. Have y'all had that conversation of like, so what was it like?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:50

Yeah, I think maybe I think I think maybe I think maybe for her the sex is so good that she's she don't want to fucking spook him away by saying why you acting gay, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:00

Is she gonna spook him away though? He you know what I'm saying, he was locked up for two years. Let's just say he's probably gonna go, girl, let's assume she duh. Yo, assume yo, assume that like she was loyal, right? She was on the outside. Let's assume she was loyal.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:24

I think so.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:25

You now the question is if he wasn't loyal, then we know what happened. We don't even have to, but also let's not assume either. Like he might he might have just got weird. What if he's just like uh decided, like, ah, you know what? I like the smell of this clone and I like the color blue on my name.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:42

Maybe he's just like Sean Wayne's in Scary Movie. Like you think he's scary, but he's just like very, very flamboyant, just very flagrant. I just like to shop. Yeah. Who don't like to shop? Yeah. I like to tuck my dick in. Who don't like to tuck his dick in? Yeah. Yo. I just saw the new one, bro. And you do not take your kids. Did you like it? I did, but I shouldn't have taken my kids.

unknown 1:10:14

I took my kids to scary movies.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:16

How old? Not to incriminate you, but how old was the youngest?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:20

Eight years old. I didn't know they were gonna show baby dick again. It's rated R, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 1:10:31

Yeah, well the Wayne's the Wayne's took it over again. Yes, bro. So yeah, I'm pretty sure they went to it. But you liked it, seriously? Yeah, I've been a little hesitant to check it out.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:41

It had a lot of good moments, um, a lot of stupid moments, like every Wayne's movie, but a lot of like uh it was a Wayne's movie. And if you like if you like their comedy, if you like their comedy, uh it lives up to it, like it lives up to it, man. It lives up to it. No, seriously. I I I've uh I don't I'm I don't think he'll remember Sean Wayne's. I did a guest spot for him one time in Arlington.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:05

Uh shout out to Sean.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:07

Yeah, uh uh maybe he's listening. I think so. Yeah, we're worldwide. He should be. You never know. He should be. Um, but uh but he he's my favorite one, man. And all right, because because he's funny, bro, because because he don't and then he's real because like uh Joe Rogan talks about a lot a lot about about him a lot on his podcast, about the Wayne's brothers. How that whole family is just that they're fucking comedy kings, bro. They are uh stand-up, uh like legends because he re till then.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:35

TV movies, they're writers, producers, directors, like they have and their son, and the new one is so funny too, man. They have a whole like an incredible family dynamic. Yeah, and that's I mean they take nepotism to a whole nother level, and I don't I don't use that word in a negative sense, like not in the uh derogatory sense, but the nepotism really worked out for them in that family. And if you've ever heard like any of the stories as to like why their family is so tight, like how their parents just instilled that into them, right? And like they are cool, they're cool as fuck, from what I hear, and very welcoming. But like if you fuck with one, you bro, they're from the projects with you fuck with all of them, they're from the projects in your house, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:20

They they they they're they're hood, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:21

They real hood. They will come they're that old school 80s hood, bro. I think Damon might be my favorite. Damon Damon Wayne's, yeah. I think he might be my favorite. Major Pain? Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. My wife and kids, but yo, yeah, that was so the writing in that show is so quick, like so witty.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:40

It could hit every diversity. Yeah, I mean, every diverse it was so diverse, it hit every every every race. Big range, yeah. Yeah, big range, bro. And that's the thing too, man. Like Major Pain was a movie that bro, I I just seen that like three days ago. Oh, I haven't seen it in a long time. It was on uh I saw it on Prime Video. I just had because I was scrolling and it popped up. I was like, this is one that I can always fucking watch, bro. It's just I just I like I like my favorite part of that movie is the the little engine that could the little chi chi.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:12

My joy is definitely um don't be a menace while drinking your juice in the hood. Oh, yeah is is the that's the gold standard. Message.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:24

Message, message, yeah, bro. That I'll that's the gold standard, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:13:30

I gotta I gotta watch that movie again.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:32

No, I wasn't saying that Major Pain was my favorite Wayne's movie. Oh no, I feel you, but it's a couple of things.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:37

Is the first ever priority movie, I think. Uh probably no, I think before that was I'm gonna get you sucker.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:43

Really? Yeah, or oh, and also the shark Charlie Sheen ones, too, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:13:47

The uh uh what were they called? Fucking um you remember it was like a satire. It was it was it was supposed to be making fun of um like Saddam Hussein and shit. What was it, dude? Not naked gun. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:01

No, it but it it made fun of it made fun of Rambo, it made fun of I remember where Charlie Sheen was the the head, he was the hero, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh man, what is that called? But I right now look at it.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:11

Don't don't be a menace. That has to be it's the ghost. That that one right there, bro. That movie was that.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:17

I haven't seen and I feel like now, like since that new scream came out, I feel like I haven't seen anything like a project from them. That new uh scary movie. I said scream scream. Oh, I thought scary movie, yeah. No, I said scream, you know, because they do the satire of that. Um I haven't seen anything from them in a long time. A real long time.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:40

Hey, uh man, they they uh they they I do what do you get ruined with movies if I if I tell you anything from well they they I mean don't I it's it's a comedy, so you're not gonna ruin the plot, really. Well no, it's not the plot it's not a plot, it's just that they they make fun of not being in control of the other scary movies.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:59

Oh as they should, you know like a real tongue-in-cheek kind of joke, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:03

As they should yeah, and it's it's just it was it was man, but there were so many moments where like I was I felt like such a horrible father. I felt like such a bad dad.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:15

No, but uh the kids the kids need to see good cinema now.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:19

Yeah, and then that's and then okay, so this is my That's the other question, too. So is it a was it a good well uh yeah, it was funny, but my philosophy behind this is I rather I don't shelter my kids, and I'd rather me be showing them something stupid like this than them be at their friend's house and their parents showing them something like this.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:37

Well, you heard it here first. He doesn't shelter his children. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:42

But no, it's like they I I want them to make their own decisions, express themselves. Word, and yeah, bro. Like because look, man, I feel you. I think I think we all know the uh the rebellious type are the ones Oh, I mean, think about how many movies that we saw.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:58

I don't need to, I know them, yeah. I know them personally, I've seen them a couple of times, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:02

I know them personally.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:03

You ever you ever like sneak to watch a movie that you know like it's like when you were real young?

SPEAKER_04 1:16:08

No, I'm talking about sheltered kids. Oh I'm talking about little girls that like their dads have been like, you can't do this, can't do that, and then who they turn out to be. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, nuns.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:19

They turn out to be nuns.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:21

Uh or worse.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:22

Or word.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:23

Yeah, so that's why, you know, because it's always it's always those, though, the ones that had all the rules and shit that that that break loose.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:30

Oh, so I see a strategy go the opposite direction.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:33

They trust me with their they tell me about their boys they like, you know. So I got that with them, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:39

So you know it's a good strategy.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:42

Man, hey, I I like the I like the the the relationship advice we got today.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:46

We ladies, y'all are going through it. Let me tell you something, ladies. Y'all are going through it. We got one girl that is trying to decide if she wants to have two boyfriends. We got another girl who had to, you know, she got catfished in real time. Two boyfriends or two or two other girlfriends. Two, well, you got the that yeah, yeah. See what I mean? Yeah, no. The math on that situation can get real crazy real quick. They're gonna share with the colour. So you know what? Yeah, yeah. So first first girl, she's gotta, yeah, she's gotta decide.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:26

You know, you know what's funny though? I've never met a broke gay guy. Oh at least the gay guys I've always they've always like my my my like my my brother's friends that have came, like these guys are always like well off, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:40

Like you know, I heard I remember long years ago. Yeah. I remember years ago uh a gay dude saying you can't be broke. He said if you're gay, you can't be broke, fat or uh what is it? You can't be broke and fat and ugly and gay. It ain't gonna work. So if you're doing one of those things, you might you might be fucking it up for yourself. Basically, that's what he was saying, and I was like, damn, that's crazy. That makes sense. And so now going back to what you said, you never see one that's broke. Yeah, how often are they fat, ugly? Yeah, dog, yeah. You can't have all yeah, it's like that's that's funny, man. Yeah, pretty much. I think I think they have it baked into their community like that. Like that's these are our rules, guys.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:33

Yeah, I'm like, all right. You're gonna fucking have that flag, yeah, get one of these. That's that's crazy, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:40

And then uh and shorty with the shorty with the the micro penis situation, uh she's gonna be okay. She sounds like a real soldier. She sounds like she said she's she was on Facebook dating, she's got options. What do you think? What do you think you was doing?

SPEAKER_04 1:18:54

You was probably not the only app she's on, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:57

Yeah, yeah. You were you were shopping at the corner store when you should have been going to Walmart, basically. Yeah, yeah. Like this is this is what Yeah, you went to Dollar Tree, yeah. You should have gone to Walmart. Family Dollar. Family Dollar. Yeah, there you go. Something like that. Like she she she's gonna be okay. She sounds like a real trooper.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:14

And Facebook ain't nothing wrong with Facebook dating.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:17

I've never used it. I've used it. I know. I'm uh currently an active on it as we speak. I know, I know you have. No, but that's that's one aspect of uh Facebook I never ended up using. I like Facebook Marketplace. That's how I just don't like about I just don't use that other Facebook marketplace. They're basically both Facebook Marketplace. Yeah, one can get you like, you know, a table-changing stuff, a table, a couch, uh, a TV, maybe a PlayStation or something like that. And the other one could bring uh an entire human being. An entire human being into your life. Exactly. Exactly, living proof. Yeah, so actually I'd rather just stick to the t-shirts and underwear section of the store. I'm good.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:05

Oh, that's how I found out about it, dude. I was I was shopping for tires for the car. I remember that. Scrolling, and it said, hey, I remember. Have you ever tried Facebook dating? I was like, Facebook dating. Unlimited likes? No, I don't have to pay for likes.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:20

You you fell for an ad. I did. Oh my god. They sold it, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:25

Zuckerberg Zucker to me, dude. Stupid little fucking jujitsu now. He's like a little smart killer now, bro. I don't give a fuck. No, like he he has have you seen him in the interview?

SPEAKER_05 1:20:36

So what is he like Wesley Snipes now? He can fight like Chuck Norris?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:40

Like he has like a different like I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:44

Oh now he has a different aura. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:46

Bro, now he knows how to kill you, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:49

He knows jujitsu now, bro. Yeah, he can hit a pressure point on your the back of your neck and he can hack your computer.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:56

Disable you he could he you know what they could do. Shut down your account. You know what they could do with Wi-Fi's now? Well, oh uh yeah with with routers. Well they can map the inside of your of your place now with the walls with the fucking Wi Fi. Why?

SPEAKER_05 1:21:09

What do you want? What do you now why? Now you can map out my crib, Zuckerberg. Now what?

SPEAKER_04 1:21:14

Like what the fuck now he knows what room you're in that you jack off to his fucking ads to.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:19

And I wonder what are y'all gonna do with that information?

SPEAKER_04 1:21:24

Like, what do y'all want to do with that information? They're gonna okay. What they do, this is what they do. They have they have AIs now that look at your face at the moment of orgasm. Yeah, so whatever ad is going or whatever, whatever moment in that porno that you're orgasming to, they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna be like, damn, he likes big fucking cellulite booties just bouncing.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:48

And I have cellulite booty.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:50

That's when he that's when he nutted with a cellulite booty in his face. So we gotta show him more cellulite booties. So then they're gonna send that info to a data broker.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:00

Yo, the algorithm's crazy, dog. No, actually, no, it really is.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:03

And then you're gonna get ads for like booty shorts, you're gonna get ads for spandex. I know you've I know you've toilet paper.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:11

I know you've dealt with the thing where you're talking about something and then they start showing ads on it.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:16

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:17

That's what I'm that's exactly what I'm referring to. Dog, they yo, just constantly stop selling me shit. Yeah, like just stop selling. That's all they're doing. Just they were selling you shit. And you know, I'm not gonna lie, I was one of those people when at first they were like, oh, you know, your phones are listening to you. I was like, all right, uh Stephen King, like you're really, you're really selling up the horror movie, right? Like, thanks. I have to carry this thing around with me all day. You guys made it where everything I have to do, I need my cell phone. Fine. I've accepted it. You got me plugged into the matrix, and now you just go keep draining my wallet, like you're constantly you be and and you know what? The targeted ads sometimes help you out because it's like you know, I was looking for a couch, and then you start getting ads for couches, and then you start getting some really good options.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:01

Yeah, you know, I do, you know, you know, I I have a pest control client that got a couch on Facebook Marketplace and needed you the next day, needed me the next day, yeah. Her house got fucked up with bed bugs, bro. That couch was nice when she put it down and then lifted it up, gone. So can we carpet? Oh I told her, I told her I'm gonna spray, but you need to rip this shit out. Nay, because that carpet was old anyway.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:28

So they infiltrated the base and then just multiplied within the hour.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:34

She told me, she told me we just got it last night, like around 10. It was like 11 the next day. And then I woke up this morning itchy. Yeah, no, it was the couch in the living room, and then I was like, man, I was like, first of all, this carpet is old as fuck. You probably got shit in the carpet that they fucking liked. Yeah, they got comfortable with and they had a field day fucked like crazy. Uh and now I'm here. I'm like, thanks for the work. But yo. You know what I mean? No, for real. I no, I respect it. Man, hey, special case. We we at the uh we at the uh the uh the home run mark. Okay, we bringing it home. Oh, okay. Amen. This is uh yeah, we we we finished at 12th central here in the state of the art studios. Uh this has been the uh this has been a f uh a good time on the church of Chuckle, my friend.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:19

Absolute pleasure, my brother. Look, bro, absolute pleasure.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:22

I wanted you to I wanted you to come today because I wanted to Sunday. Yeah, Sunday is the Lord's Day. I know how how how strongly you feel about that, Sundays. And uh but uh Why's black? Yeah, because I'm black. Yeah, because I was gonna play some baptism.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:39

Like I made him, I made him skip out on church so he could do my podcast. Yeah, I'll fail you.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:46

But no, man, I want to see if you want to come back, do it again, man. See we got we gotta we gotta get some more relationship advice. We gotta yo ladies.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:53

Look, we're gonna now seriously I'm gonna have to pray for y'all.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:56

I'm gonna cut this up. I'm gonna cut this up today, and I'm gonna I'm gonna put it out there so so people can hear how we helped the masses today on Church of Chuckle. Ladies, and and the ladies, and hey man, and then you never know. Maybe the fellas, maybe the maybe some homies, the homeboys might need some help too, you know.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:10

Those girls will hopefully they they you know those girls needed to get that off of each. Yo, each one was like, you know what? Yeah, if y'all helping, yeah. I got free advice, but I'm gonna hit me up. Yeah, free advice here at the uh church of Chuckle, uh, sponsored by Depression.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:30

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SPEAKER_05 1:25:32

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SPEAKER_04 1:25:37

City View tacos. Yo, for real. Them tacos went hard. Yeah, they hit.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:41

Um Chuckle, nah. Seriously, it was a pleasure, brother. Like, I I would I would love to come back. I had a great time with you here today.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:46

I hope, I hope it's a good one. It's been a while, brother. It's been a while. Yeah, I hope Rebel was listening. I don't know if he was. Um Okay, oh yeah, we just do a quick shout out. Uh shout out to the to the homies listening in. Uh shout out to the little homies listening in. What up, Luna? What up, Genesis? Uh, I hope y'all y'all having a good Sunday. Uh be nice to your mom. And um uh don't don't don't don't don't listen to anything, anything, anything crazy we be saying. Yeah. I didn't know kids were listening. But they learned something.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:24

That second girl walked us through a tragic hood tail. She took it. That was a tragic hood tail.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:31

This sounded like an ordinary Tuesday to her, though. Yeah, for real. Like she was like we her friends, and she was like, you know what? Yeah, she's like, you know what happened when I got off of work? Like, damn. I hope you're all right out there. Nah, for real. But uh, this has been another episode of Church of Chuckle, man. We appreciate y'all listening in. Uh Special K uh and uh Texas Chuckle, man. Y'all could you want to give your your social media out to anybody? Uh not really. Oh, okay. All right. Uh fuck it, man. But y'all can y'all catch me at Texas Chuckle.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:04

No, no, no, no. I'll be good with y'all. It's uh super underscore special underscore K. Uh or IG pretty much. That's mostly where I'll be living. Uh check out my artwork. Hit me up if you have any graphic design commissions. Actually, no, actually, yeah. You can send an email out. Uh I'll look at it.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:22

Sounds good. And uh, and uh we'll be back next week every uh every Sunday, 10 to 12 p.m. Uh Churchill Chuckle, appreciate y'all listening. Peace.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:36

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